What. Is. That? You look like Roadkill. Young man, this sort of thing is unacceptable in the Bronx. Let me tell you something Mister, you’re 4-10 right now, and you’ve had a decent career, but that beard you had with the Cubs raise some serious questions about what you have to offer to the Yankees… what’s that? Have we met your girlfriend? Of course not… bring her in, but that’s not going to change my opinion of…
Well then… Stay as long as you’d like.
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