Taking Brett Tomko Down A Peg

Well, mistakes were made.

Brett Tomko dominated the Yankees. Here at Behind The Moat, despite the left-leanings of the founder (uh, me,) when it comes to admitting a mistake, we tend to get all neo-conny about it. Admit nothing. So, again… mistakes were made. Furthermore, let’s delve deeper into who Brett Tomko is.

• Painter. (Or, wuss.)
• From Cleveland (Everyone’s “good” west of the Cuyahoga.)
• Generally, not very good at the art of pitching. Ooh, a 97-101 pitcher with a 4.68 ERA had a fluke good outing against his former team, let’s all jump off the nearest bridge in panic. Shut up.

So in closing, Brett Tomko sucks, and these things happen. Don’t argue with me. I’m right.

You're still wack.